Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession.
At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large
dog and behind him were 300 people. Tom walks over to the guy with
the dog and asks who’s funeral is this? The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.” Tom
wishes his condolences and asks, “She must of been a very important person, but
what’s with the dog?” He answers, “This is the dog that killed
her!” So Tom asks, “can I borrow the dog
for an hour?” He responds, “Get on line!”