Tom was walking down the street when he sees

Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession.

At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large

dog and behind him were 300 people. Tom walks over to the guy with

the dog and asks who’s funeral is this? The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.” Tom

wishes his condolences and asks, “She must of been a very important person, but

what’s with the dog?” He answers, “This is the dog that killed

her!” So Tom asks, “can I borrow the dog

for an hour?” He responds, “Get on line!”

An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out

An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out

Student And Teacher Talk

Student And Teacher Talk