A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks ‘What are you having?’. The man says boisterously ‘Gimme a shot of your special scotch, the one aged 25 years!’ The
bartender goes to the back and returns with a shot. The man takes the shot and spits it out. He cries ‘This scotch is only 10 years old, how dare you!’. The bartender, not
wanting a poor service review says ‘One moment, I’ll be right back.’ The bartender returns with another and gives it to the man without charge. The man pours it back,
tastes it in his mouth, then spits it out. He cries ‘Again! This scotch is only 20 years old, I SAID 25!!!’. The bartender says ‘Excuse me, I need to go back to the special reserve
area. One moment sir’. The bartender returns and says ‘Sir, I found it, here you go’. The man immediately shoots it back and spits it out violently and cries, this isn’t scotch,
what’s going on!’. The bartender says ‘Thats my piss now tell me how old I am’