So, in the summer, I go do some work. I was looking for a job, and found house painting.
A couple of days after my first day, we where going to paint a fairly big house. We did
it with the 3 of us, because then the job will be done quicker.
One day, one of us fell down the lader, 3 floors down, and died.. my co-worker said:
“dang.. he had a wife and 2 kids.. i mean, now we gotta tell her”. I said “dont you
worry. I’ll go tell her”
A while later, I come back, with a crate of beer. Co-worker, he flipped, told me “what
are you thinking, buying beer. You where suppose to bring the bad news to the
Smiths!” I responded “i did tell her. Really”
He said “well for what the beer then?” I said “well.. I went to his house, knocked on the
door and his wife opened the door. I said to her ‘good evening. Are you Widow
Smith?’ she goes ‘yeah, my name is Smith, but a Widow? Im not a widow’ to witch I
responded ‘shall we bet on a crate of beer'”?