A man walks in on his wife packing a suitcase
He says “ honey what are you doing?”
Her: “ I read in cosmopolitan that the sex workers in New York City get paid $400 a
night to do what I do to you for free!!! so I’m leaving you”
One hour later, she walks in and sees him packing his suitcase and says “ where the
hell are you going?”
Him: “ I’m coming with you, I want to see how somebody is going to afford to live on
$800 a year in Manhattan!!!”