A man walks in on his wife packing a suitcase

A man walks in on his wife packing a suitcase
He says “ honey what are you doing?”

Her: “ I read in cosmopolitan that the sex workers in New York City get paid $400 a

night to do what I do to you for free!!! so I’m leaving you”

One hour later, she walks in and sees him packing his suitcase and says “ where the

hell are you going?”

Him: “ I’m coming with you, I want to see how somebody is going to afford to live on

$800 a year in Manhattan!!!”

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