A husband and wife were watching TV when the wife asked her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”
The husband replied, “Well, I’m not sure. It would depend on a few things.”
Curious, the wife persisted, “Like what?”
The husband chuckled and said, “First, I’d have to make sure you’re really dead.”
The wife rolled her eyes, “And what’s the second thing?”
The husband smirked, “I guess I’d have to see if I can find someone who can put up with all my bad jokes.”
The wife laughed, “Good luck with that! You’re stuck with me, and my eye rolls, forever!”