A husband and wife were at the mall when the wife

A husband and wife were at the mall when the wife

A husband and wife were at the mall when the wife spotted a beautiful dress in a boutique

window. She turned to her husband and said, “Honey, I think I deserve this dress. After all, I’ve

been good all week, and it’s on sale!” The husband replied, “Well, dear, so is a fishing rod, but

you don’t see me buying one every time I resist the urge to go fishing!” The wife huffed and

said, “That’s because a fishing rod doesn’t make me look fabulous!” They ended up

compromising: she bought the dress, and he bought the fishing rod. But the husband couldn’t

help muttering under his breath, “At least my rod won’t go out of style next season!”

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