A bloke walks into a pub

A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads,

“Cheese sandwich: 0.99; Chicken sandwich: 1.50; Hndjob: 20.00.” Checking

his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons

to one of the three hot waitresses. “Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile.

“Can I help you?” “I was wondering,” whispers the man. “Are you the one

who gives the hndjobs?”

“Yes,” she purrs.
“Indeed I am.”

The man replies, “Well, go and wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich!”

Trending Jokes  Our dachshund Willi