One day a priest told the Mother Superior that he was going into town and try to convert some ladies of the evening.
Later off he went and drove to a certain part of town known for the ladies of the evening.
The first one he approached asked him before he had a chance to say a word she said “heh Father, how about a little head for 10”
He was clueless and embarrassed and left quickly.
He approached another young woman and again before he could say a word she said
“heh Father, how about a little head for 10?”
Again he left quickly and returned to the convent.
Once back he saw Mother Superior and quietly took him aside and whispered Mother Superior “what’s head?”
She replied “$10.00 same as in town.”