There was once a lady making a stew

There was once a lady making a stew for dinner when she found she had no onions,so

with no time to waste she raced to the shops, burst in saying could i have some onions please.


The shopkeeper replied sorry lady we are fresh out of onions.


The lady said but i really need onions and gave all the reasons why in one big sentence.
The shopkeeper said look lady,I`ll put it to you another way and continued to ask her-

if you take the o from tomato what do you have?
The lady said tomat,Yes said the man and if you take the o from potato what do you have?
The lady said potat.
Yes said the man behind the counter,now if you take the fuck out of onions what do you have?
“But there’s no fuck in onions”,said the lady,Yes said the man, That’s what I have been trying to tell you!”

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