Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks! But it ended up getting kicked out… turns out it couldn’t find the beat, it just kept winging it!
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse! Plus, they can’t seem to remember where they left their trunk-cable!
Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
Because it was too jumpy already! It was bouncing off the walls even without the caffeine!
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! But the mouse was too busy clicking its way to freedom!
Why did the cow become a comedian?
Because it had a lot of “moo”-ving jokes! It figured it could milk the audience for laughs!
Why did the squirrel go to school?
Because it wanted to be a tree-mendous success! But it kept getting distracted by all the nuts in class!
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog! It was trying to stay cool under the “ruff” times!