A farmer gets a phone call

A farmer gets a phone call from his son.


“I’ve run over a pig and its stuck under

the tractor still alive.”


“Shoot it,” says the farmer, “and

then bury it.”


About 20mins later he gets

another call…”


“Done that, what should I do with his speed

camera and motorbike?”

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