A man who liked to push a little car.

A man who liked to push a little car reaches 160km / h on the highway. That’s when he spots a police car trying to catch him. He presses the accelerator and this time reaches 200 km / h. Always pursued, he decides to slow down and let himself catch up.
The policeman approaches, takes his papers without saying a word, examines them, takes a look at the car and he says: “Listen, I’m finishing my service and I’m in. I do not want to write If you give me an excuse I’ve never heard, I’ll let you go. ”
The man hesitates a moment and answers: “Last week, a policeman left with my wife …”.
“So what!” retorted the policeman.
“Well, I thought it was him who was trying to bring it back to me”

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