A passenger piled his luggage

A passenger piled his luggage on the scale at an airline

counter in New York and said

to the ticket agent:

“I’m flying to Los Angeles. I want the large bag sent

to Denver and the two small

ones to Cincinnati.”

“I’m sorry sir, but we can’t do that,” said

the ticket agent.

“That’s good to hear because that’s where they

ended up the last time

I flew this route.”

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