An old guy in his Volvo

An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work

when his wife rings him

on his carphone.

“Honey”, she says in a worried voice, “be careful.

There was a bit on the news just now, some

lunatic is driving the wrong way

down the freeway”.
“It’s worse than that”, he replies,

“there are hundreds of them!”

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