A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red on her chest. How did you get that
mark on your chest? asks the doctor. Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s
so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love, she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse,
he notices a blue on her chest. How did you get that mark on your chest? asks
the doctor. Oh, my boyfriend goes to Yale and he’s so proud of it that he never takes
off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love, she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse,
he notices a green on her chest. Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan? asks
the doctor. No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?