Little Johnny was walking down the hallway

Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school.

When he reaches his classroom he looks inside and

sees a sub instead of his regular teacher.

Johnny sits down and the teacher says, “Now students, my

name is Ms. Prussy. Not the other word, this word has an

r after the first letter.” Johnny started laughing.
An hour later he forgot her name and said, “Your

name has an r after the first

letter is it Ms. Crunt?”