Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school.
When he reaches his classroom he looks inside and
sees a sub instead of his regular teacher.
Johnny sits down and the teacher says, “Now students, my
name is Ms. Prussy. Not the other word, this word has an
r after the first letter.” Johnny started laughing.
An hour later he forgot her name and said, “Your
name has an r after the first
letter is it Ms. Crunt?”