A single woman who retired just a few months back walked up to a little old man
rocking in a chair on his porch in her neighborhood. “I couldn’t help noticing how
happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three
packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty
foods, and never exercise.” “That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’
“Twenty-six,” he said.