A 25 y.o. goes to her therapist…P: “Doctor, I feel so bad lately, since I got my first raise at work, I can’t stop taking cash outta my bank account and then go buy a bunch of useless stuff… d: “Hmm, can you describe more precisely how you are feeling?” […]
An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar
An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician orders a beer The second orders half a beer “I don’t serve half-beers” the bartender replies “Excuse me?” Asks mathematician #2 “What kind of bar serves half-beers?” The bartender remarks. “That’s ridiculous.” “Oh c’mon” says mathematician #1 “do […]