A father and his ten year old son were in the grocery store… and the son was throwing a penny up and catching it. After several successful attempts, he threw it
up, lost it in a light and it went into his mouth. He started choking which caused the father to start freaking out and yelling for a doctor.
A well dressed woman walked over, calmly reached down and squeezed the boy’s testicles through his clothes. He immediately spit up the penny and stopped
choking. She didn’t say a word and walked away.
After making sure his son was okay, the father found the woman to thank her and said, “I’ve never heard of that before, are you a doctor or something?”
She replied, “Actually no, I’m a divorce attorney.”