Day: January 17, 2019

100 life mishaps Yesterday was my girlfriend’s birthday. I decided to make her a surprise. I secretly invited all friends to her. We waited in the dark in her apartment until she returned from work. The apartment door opened, a man’s voice was heard: “I feel terrible for you.” “I […]

And I think that they are shooting and I will have an attack in a moment! … Note … I have an attack! And now I will arouse in you a sense of inferiority. Anyway, it’s justified. So, I swear that I will not let you down, I will not […]

SYN: Dad, can I ask you something? Daddy: Well, what’s up? SYN: Dad, how much do you earn per hour? DAD: It’s not your business. Why are you asking me this question? SYN: I was curious. Tell me, please, how much you earn per hour. Dad: Well, if you want […]

Sir Ernest Rutherford, Nobel laureate in physics and chairman of the Royal Academy, once said the following story: One day a friend telephoned me. He was just about to fail one of his students for the wrong answer to the physics question, but he insisted that he should get the […]

Jevgienij has an AK-47 with a 30-ball magazine. He will shoot his 13 bullets every time he presses the trigger. How many times can he fire before he has to change the magazine? Karol has 10 grams of “pure Colombian”. He mixed it with “dioxide” in relation to 4 parts […]

Lamborghini Forum: Air whistling under the window seals at 330 km / h, is this normal ?! Mazda MX – 5: A bastard in VW Tuaregu has passed over me today! Porsche Cayenne Forum: Fuel consumption has fallen dangerously below 40 l / 100 km – is something wrong with […]

“I was returning once from a meeting with my friends. I got on the tram. It was more or less 22:00, so people were practically gone. I sat on one of the vacancies and it took me a moment to notice that a drunk boy sits in front of me […]

“I once had a funny adventure on the bus. I drove to work as usual in the morning, and there was a 50-year-old guy standing by my side who was fucking hard. At first, I did not pay attention to him, but he paused at every moment, so I noticed […]

“My friend recently went by tram, where there was a funny fight between a boy in a tracksuit and an older woman in a mohair beret. Well, the tracksuit noticed that a pregnant woman got onto the tram, so he gladly gave way to her. Instead of a lady expecting […]

“I saw with my own eyes how once a woman got her eye on the bus in the 8-9 months of pregnancy. There were no vacancies, so she went to the young man in a suit and asked if her seat would subside. He snorted and said she could invest […]