“I once had a funny adventure on the bus. I drove to work as usual in the morning, and there was a 50-year-old guy standing by my side who was fucking hard. At first, I did not pay attention to him, but he paused at every moment, so I noticed him.

He tried to do it as quietly as possible, but I could hear his groaning anyway. I glanced at him and saw he was all red and sweaty. I thought he was weak and I was about to ask if everything was all right, when suddenly … I felt a terrible stench.

The guy apparently had stomach problems and let go of a fart (and these are the worst). It started to stink so that people in panic opened windows and looked at each other suspiciously.

The guy was so ashamed that he quickly got off at the next stop. Probably only I knew who was the perpetrator of the whole stinky mess. “

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