Some things just can not be explained …

A farmer (B) sits in the pub and pours himself. If his buddy (K) comes in and asks him: “Hey, why are you sitting here in broad daylight and eating yourself?” 

B (lolling): “Some things just can not be explained …” 

K: “What have you experienced?” 

B (continuing to drink): “Today I sit with my cow and milk her, when she is almost full, she throws the bucket over with her left leg.” 

K: “Yes, but that’s not bad.” 

B: “Some things just can not be explained …” 

K: “And how did it continue?” 

B: “I tied her left leg to a post on the left.” 

K: “Yes and then !?”

B: “Then I sat down and milked, when I had the bucket almost full, the stupid cow had knocked him over with her right leg.” 

K: “Again?” 

B: “Some things just can not be explained .. ” 

K:” What did you do then? ” 

B:” I tied her right leg to a post on the right. ” 

K:” Yes and then !? ” 

B:” Then I sat down and continued to milk when I had the Bucket was almost full, the stupid cow has knocked him over with her tail. ” 

K: Hmm …” 

B: “Some things just can not be explained …” 

K: “What did you do then? “

B: “Since I did not have a rope to tie up anymore, I took my belt and tied her tail to the floor joists, at that moment my pants slipped down, my wife came in – some things just can not be explained …”

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