A farmer (B) sits in the pub and pours himself. If his buddy (K) comes in and asks him: “Hey, why are you sitting here in broad daylight and eating yourself?”
B (lolling): “Some things just can not be explained …”
K: “What have you experienced?”
B (continuing to drink): “Today I sit with my cow and milk her, when she is almost full, she throws the bucket over with her left leg.”
K: “Yes, but that’s not bad.”
B: “Some things just can not be explained …”
K: “And how did it continue?”
B: “I tied her left leg to a post on the left.”
K: “Yes and then !?”
B: “Then I sat down and milked, when I had the bucket almost full, the stupid cow had knocked him over with her right leg.”
K: “Again?”
B: “Some things just can not be explained .. ”
K:” What did you do then? ”
B:” I tied her right leg to a post on the right. ”
K:” Yes and then !? ”
B:” Then I sat down and continued to milk when I had the Bucket was almost full, the stupid cow has knocked him over with her tail. ”
K: Hmm …”
B: “Some things just can not be explained …”
K: “What did you do then? “
B: “Since I did not have a rope to tie up anymore, I took my belt and tied her tail to the floor joists, at that moment my pants slipped down, my wife came in – some things just can not be explained …”