The mother who enters her daughter’s room and sees a letter on her bed. Fearing the worst, she begins to read it shaking hands:
Mom,
It is with regret and pain that I tell you that I ran away with my new boyfriend.
I found the real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings, his armadillo and his big bike.
It’s not all mom, I’m pregnant!
I learned that marijuana does no harm to anyone, so we will grow it for us and our friends, who already supply us with cocaine and ecstasy.
Also, I pray that science will find a cure for Bobby’s AIDS so he gets better, he deserves it so much!
Do not worry mom, I’m 15 years old and I know how to take care of myself.
April 26, 2024