Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court

Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and

asked the Baby Bear, “So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?” “Oh, no,”

Baby Bear replied, “I don’t want to live with Daddy Bear. He beat me.” “Well then, you

should live with Mommy Bear,” answered the judge. “On, no, I don’t want to live with

Mommy Bear. She beat me.” “Well then, Baby Bear, who do you want to live with?”

Baby Bear said, “I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They don’t beat anybody!”

A woman starts dating a doctor

A woman starts dating a doctor

Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies

Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies