Theres a robbery at a bank

Theres a robbery at a bank

Theres a robbery at a bank.One of the robbers accidentaly drops his mask. He puts it back, but he knows it is too late.

So he asks the closest man: ‘Did you see anything?’

‘Well, yes, I was close and…’

The robber shoots him instantly. He then goes to the second closest: ‘What did you see?’

‘Nothing!’ says the man, frightened. ‘But my wife doesn’t miss anything…’

‘Where’s your wife!’ the robber yells. ‘Show her to me!’

‘She’s at home, but I can call her and she’ll be here in five minutes.’

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