A Spanish tale tells of a father and son who have drifted apart after years of fierce conflict. The son finally ran away from home. Seeing that he was not there, his father went heartily in search of him. He searched for months – in vain. Finally, in a final act of desperation, he posted in a local newspaper:

     This Saturday, eight hundred men and boys named Paco appeared on the market, expecting forgiveness and love for their fathers.

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