A woman is caught cheating on her husband

Her son walks in from school, with her husband close behind. Thinking fast, she shoves her lover and the boy into the closet, then begins casually talking to the husband.

” It sure is dark in here… It’d be a shame if I were to… Scream.” Whispers the boy slyly.

” Please don’t tell, I’ll give you anything! ” The cheater whispers back.

After quite a bit of thought, the boy says “Would you give me 10 bucks?” . The man hastily complies. Several weeks later, they find themselves in a similar situation, once again in the closet.

“Boy, it sure is dark in here. It’d be a shame if I were to scream and let my dad know.”

The man says, “What do you want this time?”

The boy walks away 100 dollars richer.

Weeks later, they find themselves in the same closet in the same situation. This time, the boy requests 1,000 dollars.

“WHAT?!? I don’t have that kind of money!” snaps the man. ” Blackmail is just as wrong as cheating! You’re Catholic, right? Go and confess to the priest. “

The boy begrudgingly complies. The next day, he walks into the cathedral and finds his way to the confessional. He sighs, then tried to see if his trick will work on the priest.

“Boy, it sure is dark in here. It would be a shame if I were to scream.”

The priest sighs, then whispers “Not this again.”

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