The first student’s turn comes, and she goes inside Examiner- Suppose you are traveling by train, and suddenly it gets hot, what will you do? Student- I will open the window. External- Great, now suppose that the area of the window is 10 sq.ft, the volume of the car is […]
Her son walks in from school, with her husband close behind. Thinking fast, she shoves her lover and the boy into the closet, then begins casually talking to the husband. ” It sure is dark in here… It’d be a shame if I were to… Scream.” Whispers the boy slyly. […]
The Descartes’ were hosting one of their fancy late night parties. (Blaise) Pascal and (Pierre) Fermat were there; Blaise playing the jester and making bets with passers-by about the craziest things you could imagine, and Pierre taunting the English as usual. The Descartes were renowned for these parties which usually […]
A man wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun bursts through the door of a Bank.“Go to the back and give me everything you’ve got ” the man said. The woman replies, “Sir, this is a mistake, this is a sperm bank.” “I don’t give a shit, you go […]
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom, he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she […]
