A man was shaving in the bathroom

A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden bubba, the boy he payed to

mow his lawn comes in to take a piss.

Well, the man cant help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised,

“bubba, whats your secret?”

Bubba says”well, every night before i go to get in bed with a woman

i whack my dick on the bedpost three times.” So the man decides

to try it that very night.

So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times

and the wife wakes up and

says”bubba, is that you?”