A police officer stopped a motorist

A police officer stopped a motorist

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

“But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped the

officer. I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets

back.” “But, officer, I just wanted to say,” “And I said to keep

quiet! You’re going to jail!” A few hours later the officer looked in

on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his

daughter’s wedding… He’ll be in a good mood when he

gets back.” “Don’t count on it,” answered the

fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.

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