A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped the
officer. I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets
back.” “But, officer, I just wanted to say,” “And I said to keep
quiet! You’re going to jail!” A few hours later the officer looked in
on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his
daughter’s wedding… He’ll be in a good mood when he
gets back.” “Don’t count on it,” answered the
fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.