A man walks into a bar and orders a shot

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot, then he looks

into his shirt pocket and orders another one. After he finishes,

he looks into his pocket again and orders another shot.

The bartender is curious and asks the man why he looks

into his pocket before ordering each shot. The man replies,

“I have a picture of my wife in my pocket, and when

she starts to look

good, I go home.”

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