There are three women. One is dating, one is engaged, and one is married.
They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out all the stops
to make it extra special. The woman who is dating says, “Okay, so I
bought black leather, red lipstick, fishnet stockings, and really got crazy.
He loved it so much he thinks he’s in love.” The woman who is engaged
says, “I showed up to his work after hours wearing only a red coat.
Let’s just say he wants to move the wedding date up!” The woman
who is married says, “Okay, I really went all out. I got a babysitter for
the kids, and bought a black mask and a whip. My husband gets home,
goes straight to the fridge, and grabs a beer. Then he plops down on
the couch and says, ‘Hey Batman!
Where the is dinner?!?'”