A man and a woman were asleep

A man and a woman were asleep

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man “sh*t!

That must be my husband!”

So the guy quickly got out of bed scared and without clothes he jumped out the

window like a crazy man.He smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn

bush,

Then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman “I’m your husband,

you slut!”

The woman yelled back, “Yeah? Why were you running? You son of a bi*ch!”

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