A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man “sh*t!
That must be my husband!”
So the guy quickly got out of bed scared and without clothes he jumped out the
window like a crazy man.He smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn
bush,
Then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman “I’m your husband,
you slut!”
The woman yelled back, “Yeah? Why were you running? You son of a bi*ch!”