A lady went to the butcher shop to buy a chicken

A lady went to the butcher shop to buy a chicken. The lady looked in the meat case and saw

several chickens, the price marked was $3.50 per pound.

She told the butcher his price for chicken was too high.

She said across town the butcher priced his chickens

at $2.79 per pound. The butcher smiled and said politely,

then why don’t you get you chicken from him?

Well, said the lady, he’s out of chickens.

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