There were two hunters in the forest on a very hot day

There were two hunters in the forest on a very hot day, and suddenly one of them collapsed.

His friend started to panic, and dialed 911 to ask for help. They picked up and asked “what

seems to be the emergency?”

He replied, “my friend’s collapsed and he’s not breathing, I think he’s dead!”

The operator replied, “well before we do anything else, you need to make sure he’s dead.”

The operator heard a gunshot from the other side of the phone,

and the hunter said “now what?”

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