A local psychic hotline opened up a new number especially for frogs

A local psychic hotline opened up a new number especially for frogs, called “The Psychic Frog-

line.” A frog called, wanting to know his future.

“You will meet a beautiful young girl,” predicted the psychic.

“This is great!” said the frog. “Where will I meet her? At a party? At the pond?”

“No,” replied the psychic. “Next semester in a biology class.”

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