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A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer
out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she
realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted
teller and, without missing a beat, says, “Well, that’s
great…some asshole’s
got my pen!”