A nurse walks into a bank

A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer

out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she

realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted

teller and, without missing a beat, says, “Well, that’s

great…some asshole’s

got my pen!”

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