A farmer sold an old horse, but warned the buyer she didn’t look too good. The buyer insisted she looked well enough and bought her. A few days later, the buyer came back, complaining the horse kept bumping into things. “The old mare’s completely blind!” he shouted. “Well, I told […]
A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce
A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai. The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction. A bystander witnesses the […]
An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar
An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician orders a beer The second orders half a beer “I don’t serve half-beers” the bartender replies “Excuse me?” Asks mathematician #2 “What kind of bar serves half-beers?” The bartender remarks. “That’s ridiculous.” “Oh c’mon” says mathematician #1 “do […]