A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had […]
An elderly couple visit there local chemist. The husband goes up to the cashier. “can i have some condoms miss” “Where going on a naughty weekend” Cashier replies “but you folk must be nearly 70 there is no chance of your wife getting pregnant” “I know” says the old man […]
This woman goes into a dentists office, after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.” The woman then says with anticipated agony, “Ooooohhhh, I’d rather have a baby!” To which the dentist replies: […]
A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them… Bride relatives groom relatives He entered the groom door and found two doors again. Ladies MenHe entered men door and found two doors again. People with gifts People without gifts He […]
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have […]
Three weeks after her wedding day Joanna called the vicar who had married her. “Reverend,” she wailed, “John and I have had a dreadful fight!” “Calm down, my child,” said the Reverend, “it’s not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!” […]
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if […]
Two old couples are out for a walkand the women are walking up ahead with the men following. One guy is telling the other guy about a restaurant he and his wife went to but he can’t remember the name of it, so he asks “What’s that flower that has […]
The 2 husbands are chatting about what they’ve been up to recently. “We went to the most fantastic restaurant the other night” says the first. “Which place was that?” asks his friend. The first guy is really struggling to remember the name, and says “Man, it’s on the tip of […]
An elderly couple was having dinner at another couple’s house. After their meal, the wives went into the kitchen. The two elderly gents were talking, and one says, “Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant that I’d highly recommend.” The other man says, “What’s the name of […]
Three couples want to join a church, so they each walk in and talk to the pastor. The pastor replies to their inquiry, “To prove you are a valuable member of the clergy I want you to commit to three months of abstinence to show your commitment to the church.” […]
Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs. One suggests lunch. The other says, “They won’t let us in a restaurant with pets.” Undeterred, the first guy and his German shepherd head into the restaurant. The maître d’ stops them, saying, “Sir, you can’t bring your dog in […]
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn comes in to take a piss. Well, the man cant help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised, “bubba, whats your secret?” Bubba says”well, every night before […]
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