Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: “May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!” Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: “Have you heard your Granny’s wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you’ll finally go with me, […]
A very inebriated lady walked into a bar
A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, “Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy.” The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp. “Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy”, again the bartender brought her a Martini. […]