A man goes to a bar says, “Barman drinks on me to you the owner and everybody else in here!” Comes the end of the night the man say…sorry man it seems i forgot my wallet. The barman kicks him in the guts and throws him out. The next day […]
A very inebriated lady walked into a bar
A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, “Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy.” The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp. “Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy”, again the bartender brought her a Martini. […]