Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge
offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: “Do
you want to live with your mother?” BABY RAPTOR: “No! She beats me.” JUDGE: “OK,
then you can live with your father.” BABY RAPTOR: “No! He beats
me too!” JUDGE: “Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want
to live with?” BABY RAPTOR: “I want to live with my Aunt Bertha
in Toronto.” JUDGE: “Is there any chance she’ll beat you also?”
BABY RAPTOR: “No sir. The Toronto
Raptors don’t beat anybody.”