The Toronto Raptors don’t beat anybody

Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge

offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: “Do

you want to live with your mother?” BABY RAPTOR: “No! She beats me.” JUDGE: “OK,

then you can live with your father.” BABY RAPTOR: “No! He beats

me too!” JUDGE: “Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want

to live with?” BABY RAPTOR: “I want to live with my Aunt Bertha

in Toronto.” JUDGE: “Is there any chance she’ll beat you also?”

BABY RAPTOR: “No sir. The Toronto

Raptors don’t beat anybody.”

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