A man goes to a bar with his dog

A man goes to a bar with his dog

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing a beat,

says “This is my seeing-eye dog.” “Oh man, ” the bartender says, “I’m sorry, here, the

first one’s on me.” The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another

guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says

“You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog.” The

second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a

drink. The bartender says “Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!” The second man

replies “This is my seeing-eye dog.” The bartender says, “No, I don’t think so. They do

not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs.” The man pauses for a half-second and replies

“What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?”

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