A woman went to town for shopping and she found this newagey shop. Curious she went in and looked around when she saw this huge di* sitting in a corner behind some stuff. She asked the shopowner about it and he told her it’s a magical voo* di. Whatever you […]
A drunk walks into a drugstore and asks for a bottle of mouthwash. “I’m not selling you that,” says the druggist. “You’ll drink it for the alcohol and get sick outside my door!” “Not true!” insists the drunk. “I have my first date in over a year, and I want […]
A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park. One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes. Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby […]
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your […]
He goes to the horse seller and asks him if he has a good horse for him. The horse seller says:“Yes, I have the perfect horse for you, it starts moving when you say ‚Thank God‘ and stops when you say ‚Amen‘“So the priest decides to buy the horse and […]
The farmer who had a horse and a goat.This Will Blow Your Mind. There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat.One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. […]
The teenage granddaughterThe teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that. The teenager tells her “Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!” […]
A grandfather is walking home with his granddaughter after church. “Did God make you, PopPop?” the girl asks. “Yep! He certainly did,” the old man answers. “And did he make me too?” she asks next. “Of course he did,” the old man answers again. “Well,” she replies, “he’s certainly getting […]
A girl was a pro*****, but she didn’t want her grandma to know.One day, the police raided a whole group of prost**** at a sex party in a hotel and the girl was among them. The police took them outside and had all the pros***** line up along the driveway […]
A person in a lab coat places a glass half-filled with a yellow liquid in front of 4 people. Immediately, the first person pipes up, “Ah, I see the glass is half full!” This person is an optimist. The second person states, “Naw man, why would he bring us a […]
A preacher noticed that his church was beginning to look somewhat dingy and could use a new coat of paint. He asked for bids from several local outfits and selected a two-man firm which had given him the best price. On the appointed day, the crew arrived. Setting up their scaffolding, […]
