50th wedding anniversary

50th wedding anniversary

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting

sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together.

He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married.

Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he’d have me

thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn’t marry you.

Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!”

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