Yo Mama So Fat …- Funny jokes
Yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 mins before she does.
Yo momma so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from her internet cache.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.
Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 35 pounds.
Yo momma so fat I can stand on her belly and high five God.
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
Yo mamma so fat I told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo mama so fat I tried to hang a picture of her on my wall, and my wall fell over.
Yo mama so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinct.
Yo mama so fat if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his word for it.
Yo momma so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma so fat she can’t fit in any timeline.
Yo momma so fat she can’t fit in this joke.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn’t skinny dip, she chunky dunks.
Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it’s-coming-towards-us!
Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other peoples’ fingers.
Yo mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat she has a sock for each toe.
Yo momma so fat she has her own ozone layer.
Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama so fat she has to put her boobs in the back seat to drive.
Yo mama so fat she has two watches; one for each time zone she’s in.
Yo momma so fat she hasn’t got cellulite, she’s got celluheavy.
Yo mamma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.
Yo mama so fat she leaves footprints in concrete.
Yo mama so fat she needs a GPS to find her ass hole.
Yo mama so fat she pulls her pants down and her ass is still in them.
Yo mama so fat she puts on a black bathing suit and gets in the ocean, everyone screams “Oil spill!”
Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo momma so fat she sat on the corner and the police came and said, “Break it up!”
Yo mama so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo momma so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D.
Yo mama so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight.
Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed the whole Titanic movie.
Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctors gave her 87 years to live.
Yo mama so fat she’s got a eating disorder. She eat dis order, and dat order, and everybody else’s order too.
Yo mama so fat she’s got more chins than a Honk Kong phone book.
Yo momma so fat she’s got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo momma so fat that even Dora couldn’t explore her.
Yo momma so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide.
Yo momma so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted she started global warming.
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina had come back to finish the job.
Yo mama so fat when she cuts she bleeds gravy.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued.”
Yo mama so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing “We Are Family”.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean she said “Beat that Moses.”
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, Buzz Lightyear popped out and said “To infinity and beyond!”
Yo mama so fat when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mama so fat when she’s going on an airplane, she has to pay baggage fees for her ass.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an All You Can Eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Yo momma so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.