Where do people go when they die

“Where do people go when they die?” – asked little Jimmy. “The angel

of God comes and takes them to

heaven.” – replied Jimmy’s father.
One day Jimmy’s father comes home from work and found

Jimmy sobbing hysterically. “What’s the matter son?” he

asks in concern.


“Well, we almost lost mommy today, I heard her scream

ing and I rushed upstairs, when I got to the room, her legs

were swinging up and she kept screaming, ‘I’m coming, oh God

I’m coming’ and angel would’ve taken her if it wasn’t for

uncle Bob holding

her down.”

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