Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to New York for the first time,
and was talking to
his friend Bill.
Bill: “While you are in New York, there is a bar that you
have to go to. When you walk through the front door, you are
handed a free drink. Then you can go to the back room and get laid.
Come back up to the bar, and you get another free drink. Then you
can get laid again. It goes on
like this all night.”
Frank: “That sounds unbelievable. Have you really
Bill: “No, but my sister has.”