Two people meet in heaven and fall in love.
They approach God ask to be married. God agrees and asks for some time. In a few years, God
comes back with a clergyman who marries the couple.
After some time, the couple falls out of love and asks God for a divorce.
God says “it took me years to find a clergyman in this place. Do you have any idea how long
it’ll take for me to find a lawyer?!”